I don't normally do this, but today I'll make an exception
So please, while I'm spitting, try to contain your erection
My name is Vitemin, you need me once a day
And if I had to choose one, I'd be Vitemin A
A+ for the flow, A+ for the lyrics
A+ for anything I do while you're able to hear it
You wanna try and grade me, I'm too far off the charts
I know what you're thinkin', how does an ego go to grow so large?
After that last one you thought I was a mess
But now I'm at a new peak, now I compete with the best
The bulb went black, then the pencil went "crack!"
But now I'm back better than ever and I learned how to rap
I can see my execution made you not so sure
So the only solution I see is to lay on some more
Now I know I'm dope, I'm hoping you do as well
The next stop after this murder, maybe learnin' to spell

V-I-T-E
Yeah, that's me!
M-I-N
Let's sing it again!
V-I-T-E
Yeah, that's me!
M-I-N
Okay, next verse now...

Maybe you'd be a bit quicker to take a pic
If you could understand the mastery of the tracks that I spit
Now I don't want to be a tiny bit presumptuous
But I just might be the most skilled rapper to ever live
Seriously, have you heard any these songs?
They were hand-delivered, down to Earth, fresh from the gods
And my Adonis voice coming out of these vocal chords
About to win me a couple hundred thousand million awards
The keyboard that I used to craft all these sounds
Sold for about 13 on Amazon, probably a few hundred now
If I were you, I'd doubtless scoop that shit up
It'll never be as cheap as it previously was
If you're looking for the secret to my greatness, I don't have one
It's natural for me to roll up to these mics and smash 'em
It's what I did right now, it's what I'll do till I'm dead
It's what I'll do until the day that I'm stuck in your head